Sarah Palin: “Gulf disaster needs divine intervention”

Posted on Sunday, June 20, 2010, 10:10 am by GottaLaff
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Before I start writing this post, I need a moment to pray for divine intervention. Please, oh lord, let this be the Day of the Perfect TPC Post. Amen.

I feel better.

Now I can begin. As Alan Colmes wrote:

When President Obama invoked God during his prime time speech, he was criticized for going in that direction.

But that’s not important now. What is important is that I stop all payments to my cable company immediately. Divine intervention should take care of it for me, so that I might use my dwindling bank account more effectively for things like, oh I dunno, food.

But will the almighty overseer of all miracles intervene divinely to stop Preachy McDivineIdiot in her tracks, too? Please join me when as I beseech Her to do what none of “man’s futile efforts” have done:  Get McDivineIdiot to shut her ungodly mouth.

By the way, Preachy, how’s that Big Oil palsy walsy thing goin’ for ya?

Let us pray. With irrational nutcases like Preachy around, we need all the help we can get.

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  • Luci

    Well she had to say pray because President Obama was the first suggest prayer publicly. So she is just following his lead.

  • Marnie

    We are all praying becasue that is about the only thing that we have left to do that might be helpful.

  • Marnie

    This disaster is not two months old and Saint Sarah is just now getting around to doing something that might be helpful.
    During those two months she has taken every opportunity on snark, name call and insult people who she disagrees with politically. Even though some of those people are the very ones being impacted by what, if the the reservoir becomes an under water sink hole could change the ecology of the entire Atlantic oceas into a dead zone.

    This the the good work of a true Christian Woman. She should get next years Nobel Peace Prize for this tweet.

  • http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/ GottaLaff

    Luci, nobody is knocking praying.

  • Luci

    I don't see anything wrong with praying. I have been praying for weeks. A few more wouldn't hurt.

  • http://twitter.com/Lotus_Man Lotus_Man

    Just wait — when it gets fixed, it will be Sarah's direct connection to the Lord above that got it done, rather than any of the “futile” attempts by Obama and his Administration. Note that this comes a few days after reports that the relief wells being drilled are getting close much sooner than expected. Is Sister Sarah timing her plea for Divine intervention just right?

  • Xero

    Um, Sarah, what if “divine intervention” caused the disaster? You know, as punishment for all those shell fish eaters, and jazz lovers.

  • http://www.bubbleidiots.blogspot.com H M Bascom

    Good grief.