Tat McHineyFace has hit the big time. Once again, she’s made an ass of herself, but this time in an indelible kind of way. Meet Sgt. Benjamin Lepping’s left butt cheek.:
Lepping, a technician with 1st Explosive Ordnance Disposal Company out of Camp Pendleton, Calif., said he got the tattoo last June while on a routine assignment in Alaska. He and a few colleagues were sent there to clear ordnance from Air Force bombing ranges, and apparently had quite a bit of fun enjoying the nightlife after work each night.
“On the way back, I decided I wanted to get a tattoo that reminded me of Alaska, because we really had a good time,” said Lepping, currently attached to India Company, 3rd Battalion, 6th Marines. “I decided, ‘What could be better than getting a tattoo of the hottest cougar in the Republican Party?’” [...]
“If it was going to be a funny tattoo, I figured it had to be in a funny place,” he said. “I’d say it’s pretty famous in the southern California area.”
I’ll try to temper the cracks, because that would be hitting bottom. I think it goes without saying how fitting it is that McHineyFace is bringing up the rear, although I may be giving her a bum rap.
I’m falling a little behind, so I’ll just end with this. Tat is right where she belongs. She must feel right at home.
H/t: Ben Smith