South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford confirmed Wednesday that he spent last weekend trying to rekindle a relationship with an Argentine woman he once called his “soul mate.”
He has to rekindle? Aren’t soul mates already kindled?
“[...] And you know the purpose was obviously to see if something could be restarted on that front, given the rather enormous geographic gulf between us, and time will tell, I don’t know if it will or it won’t.”
Nice reference, “gulf”. That has no negative connotations whatsoever these days.
If he would just take her for long, romantic walks along the Appalachian Trail, he could re-rekindle what little kindle they have left. Anyone knows that.
He needs to go back to kindlegarten where he belongs. What a disaster.