John Edwards Forced to Testify About Sex Tape

By GottaLaff

As expected, John Edwards has to submit to a sworn legal deposition on… well, you know. I can’t imagine the details not being dribbled out (as it were) by someone, somehow, somewhere:

“Edwards is forced to testify under oath about his extra-marital sex life — specifically that much-talked-about sex tape he made with mistress Rielle Hunter — and whether he might have spent federal campaign funds to keep Hunter lavishly hidden away from the media and under the watchful eye of trusted aide Andrew Young.”

But here’s the rub (as it were): Rielle wants the depositions to be hush-hush. She’s worried they’ll show up in the movie (that will have been inspired by The Politician by Andrew Young). But those pesky leaks… you know how they can be.

As for the campaign funds, that’s an obscenity unto itself.