By GottaLaff

UPDATE: Gee what a surprise (h/t: Tim Wood):

Update: RadarOnline.com has obtained new information that Justice Roberts will NOT resign. The justice will be staying on the bench.

Dear gullible sheeple:

Kidding! Thanks for all the hits on our site, though!

Love, RadarOnline

This is floating around, and nobody really seems to know how reliable RadarOnline is, but here you go:

John Roberts, Chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court, is seriously considering stepping down from the nation’s highest court for personal reasons, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively. [...]

RadarOnline.com has been told that Roberts, 55, could announce his decision at any time.

Major news with major consequences, if true.

Stupid, frustrating rumor, if not.