Paging Flubby McSelfServing's ghost writer. There's been a spill in Aisle 2 at HarperCollins:
Publisher HarperCollins announced Wednesday that the former Alaska governor and Republican vice presidential candidate is working on a "celebration of American virtues and strengths."
::waving hand wildly:: Ooo! Pick me! I know! I know an American virtue: We didn't elect Flubby!
Her new work will "include selections from classic and contemporary readings that have inspired her, as well as portraits of some of the extraordinary men and women she admires and who embody her love of country, faith, and family," the publisher's statement reads.
"She will also draw from her personal experience to amplify these timely — and timeless_ themes."
[S]he is currently "gathering ideas and identifying favorite texts and examples."
And by that they mean, she is stealing material, copying and pasting, and calling that "penning a book".
I hope this time around, Flubby allows her ghost writer to sub when she quits before completing her book signings.