And now it's time for the next episode of...
As the Palin Spurns:
That's what Johnston told The Insider on Friday, where he appeared to give his response to Palin and Bristol's appearance on Oprah. He didn't say what the alleged charges were, but if we had to guess, we'd go with crimes of fashion...
Join us again as Barbie McLipSchmutz reveals that it was Levi who actually carried her baby Trig Paxson Van Palin... so that she could fit into her hip waders when a photo op arose... However...dun-dun-dunnn... as it turns out Levi's baby bump was nothing more than one of his hockey sticks gone wrong.
She had to carry her own baby! To term! But was it her own baby? And whose term was it... really?
Will Barbie take him to court? Will there be sue-age in Alaska? Or was that just Exxon doing its thing again?
And will First Dude let it slip that the real father was none other than.... John Edwards? Is Trig..... half philandering Democrat?!
Stay tuned for the answers to these questions and more on the next... As the Palin Spurns.