Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie divorcing

By GottaLaff

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UPDATE: Not true, say “multiple sources”. (h/t: Natalie Walker)

Here’s a Saturday night post if I ever saw one:

HOLLYWOOD golden pair Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have seen DIVORCE lawyers and signed a £205 million split deal, we can reveal.

The world’s most famous couple legally agreed how to divide their fortune and who gets custody of their six kids.

The megastars have agreed to equally divide their vast fortune – and to SHARE their six children.

Should I make a “Their marriage is the Pitts” joke? No? Okay.

No more Brangelina. What’s he gonna say now, “Just call me Br”?

LAFFY NOTE: There is some question about whether they were married or not.

LAFFY NOTE #2: Consensus, they’re not married. Thanks all. And Natz, thanks for the info on the link. I’m removing it.

  • Natalie Walker

    Just a not Laffy the Image on the website that you posted a link to, on which the website alleged that it was there wedding photo. The photo was actually a still from Mr and Mrs Smith.

    Natz

  • Anonymous

    Don't stop posting such articles. I like to read stories like that. Just add more pics :)

  • TLTucker

    I don't think they were legally married. No they were just living together in sin and adopted children now they are just breaking up and sharing custody of the kids they adopted together. They are not and have not, ever, never, been married!!! Just shacking up never were Brad and Angelina married.

  • Clancy

    Thank god. As cute as I think my kid is, she's never gonna hold a candle to anyone these two produce. People this perfect looking should never hook up. It's just not fair to everyone else.

  • Rick Silver

    Now he can smoke weed again!