Barbie McLip$chmutz i$ jumping right into the How to Alienate Friend$ and Influence Moron$ pool:
Sarah Palin has joined the Get Motivated! speaking series, joining former President Bush as a previous speaker for the organization. Her topics:
- How to Successfully Manage and Balance Your Personal and Professional Priorities
- How to Overcome Obstacles with Creative Solutions
- The Secrets to Effective Decision-Making
- How to Have Grace Under Fire
- How to Become a Person of Influence
Let's take these one by one:
--Balancing personal and professional priorities is a snap for Barbie. She gave up reading, motherhood, and governing her own state to become a vice presidential candidate. Next.
For the reasons explained in section IV of this report, I find that Governor Sarah Palin abused her power by violating Alaska Statute 2952.110(a) of the Alaska Executive Branch Ethics Act.
--Barbie is good at one thing: Deciding to quit. And that's exactly what she did when she failed to show up for numerous engagements, quit her own vacation, and of course, when she abandoned her own state by blowing off her governorship.
--As for "grace" under fire, the time she got punk'd is the only time I remember Barbs showing a modicum of presence of what passes for a mind. Most of the time, she's been too busy accusing others of pallin' around with terrorists and arranging death panels, among many other things. That's anything but gracious.
If anything, we're motivated to run in the opposite direction.