Centerfold double standard?


By GottaLaff

Reader Raine1967 reminds us that if this had been Martha Coakely's stapled, um, area, we might very well have had a scandal brewing ... and an election bid down the drain:

Long before he was a politician, the Republican candidate vying for Ted Kennedy’s U.S. Senate seat posed nude for the centerfold of Cosmo. Scott Brown won our “America’s Sexiest Man” contest and appeared in the June 1982 issue. In those days he was a 22-year-old law student at Boston College who was cramming for finals just days before stripping down for our photographer.

Are you ready for your close-up, Mr. Happy, er, Brown?

Is that your stimulus package, or are you just happy to see me?

Brown campaign's biggest donor: Staples.

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