By GottaLaff

Next thing you know, men will be demanding abortion rights:

The owner of a brothel more than two hours’ drive from Las Vegas said she hopes to hire Nevada‘s first legal male prostitutes within a month, now that state health officials have approved a method to test men for infectious diseases.

The world is ready for women, or even other men, to legally buy sex, said Shady Lady Ranch owner Bobbi Davis. Plus, being the first to offer male service could boost business in tough economic times, she said.

Well it’s about time. And hey, if it’s good for the economy, who are we to argue?

She said the women usually charge about $300 per hour for the five to 20 customers who visit on any given night.

“We don’t know how to structure the men’s pricing yet,” Davis said.

By the inch?

Bygones.