Turns out the hockey stick was just a ... hockey stick:
Gawker reported today that Playgirl spokesman Daniel Nardicio released a statement today denying full-frontal Levi.
"[Johnston] did not give 'full-frontal' as his manager Tank Jones reported he would. We're thrilled with the photos we got, and are confident people will love them. Although there may be glimpses, we did not get full on frontal nudity," says Nardicio.
So is this whatcha now call quasi-porn, Sarah? Semi-porn? Demi-porn? Pornette? Pornless? Pornucopia sans the "pia"?
Bet Sarah Palin is annoyed. Now he's no worse than she is, earning big money for showing off airbrushed secrets without really revealing anything.
I won't even try to top that. Gold.